[Hiccup does not sound like a happy camper. His usual monotone is being pushed to an extreme, his tone low in his raspy register.]

Hello, crew. We have a passenger locked out of her room. Her name is Astrid Hofferson. She needs another key.

aaand until she gets one, I need another place to stay. Only that's not your problem. That's...that's ( Read more... )

[Hiccup's voice is purposely low, like he's trying his best not to disturb someone who may be in the room with him.]

So...Gideon's sick and I kinda need some help.

I'm not...a healer, or anything. Not really used to taking care of anyone who's sick. Not really from a place where you can regrow arms like human earthworms.

Help would be appreciated. ( Read more... )

So, uh...Gideon? You coming back any time soon?

You did, uh, you didn't forget about me, did you?

Not that it'd be the first time, or anything...

I dunno, I just started to wonder...

That, and, uh--

Well...

You just--

You might...wanna come back.

Stuff might have happened and...I might've...sorta...

tried-to-take-apart-your-ice-box-and-now-its-sorta- ( Read more... )